Ganduri autohtone

Nu stiu cum se face, in ultimele zile am tot auzit de unguri, ba de la un prieten care a fost prin Harghita si ii lauda, ba un comentariu aici pe blog zicea de unguri fara nici o legatura cu subiectul dar nu i-am raspuns ca l-am considerat un agitator. In general unguri au reputatie buna, probabil ca orice alta natie. Iata insa, ce aflu de pe messenger ca a patit o prietena din Germania in Ungaria, venind spre Romania:

Iancu (5/17/2006 10:17:12 PM): buna
7v (5/17/2006 10:17:19 PM): hei
7v (5/17/2006 10:17:22 PM): ce faci
7v (5/17/2006 10:17:33 PM): o klipa sa scriu un mesaj
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:17:37 PM): ete chiar ma uitam ca ai intrat, ca azi am vorbit cu cineva de tine
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:17:40 PM): scrie
7v (5/17/2006 10:22:02 PM): ok am terminat
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:22:06 PM): bun
7v (5/17/2006 10:22:07 PM): tocmai am povestit
7v (5/17/2006 10:22:16 PM): ce frumos am plecat in tara #
7v (5/17/2006 10:22:28 PM): si m-au furat ungurii
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:22:33 PM): ungurii?
7v (5/17/2006 10:22:36 PM): da
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:22:42 PM): sa pun pe blogu patriotic
7v (5/17/2006 10:22:43 PM): am plecat pe 30 april
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:22:46 PM): asa
7v (5/17/2006 10:22:46 PM): duminica
7v (5/17/2006 10:23:07 PM): si am oprit inainte cu 60 km de budapest
7v (5/17/2006 10:23:11 PM): la györ
7v (5/17/2006 10:23:16 PM): si am alimentat
7v (5/17/2006 10:23:23 PM): si am mers sa platesc
7v (5/17/2006 10:23:39 PM): si niste cretini mi-au taiat cauciucurile
7v (5/17/2006 10:23:46 PM): am plecat mai departe
7v (5/17/2006 10:23:52 PM): si te autobanda
7v (5/17/2006 10:24:00 PM): mi-au exlpodat
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:24:06 PM): toate?
7v (5/17/2006 10:24:13 PM): numai alea din fatza
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:24:17 PM): aha
7v (5/17/2006 10:24:23 PM): si am sunat la asigurare
7v (5/17/2006 10:24:31 PM): pana m-a tractat
7v (5/17/2006 10:24:40 PM): si m-au dus la un atelier
7v (5/17/2006 10:24:48 PM): am cumparat rotiile
7v (5/17/2006 10:24:53 PM): si apoi
7v (5/17/2006 10:24:58 PM): m-au furat
7v (5/17/2006 10:25:09 PM): ca eu am ajuns cu alta masina
7v (5/17/2006 10:25:10 PM): acolo
7v (5/17/2006 10:25:15 PM): ca naiba
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:25:24 PM): cine si ce a furat ca nu am inteles exact?
7v (5/17/2006 10:25:31 PM): am cuparat pt un prieten un aparat foto
7v (5/17/2006 10:25:38 PM): cu 1000 €
7v (5/17/2006 10:25:47 PM): de aia mi-e mai ciuda
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:25:53 PM): da
7v (5/17/2006 10:25:57 PM): nu stiu cine
7v (5/17/2006 10:26:03 PM): cand am ajuns
7v (5/17/2006 10:26:19 PM): eu la atelierul unde mi-au dus masina
7v (5/17/2006 10:26:28 PM): era totul gol
7v (5/17/2006 10:26:40 PM): si am chemat policia
7v (5/17/2006 10:26:44 PM): acum cica cauta
7v (5/17/2006 10:26:54 PM): au vazut pe filmul de la peco
7v (5/17/2006 10:27:05 PM): cum mi-ai taiat cauciucu
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:27:10 PM): da
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:27:12 PM): ce urat
7v (5/17/2006 10:27:21 PM): si vanzatorul era cu ei
7v (5/17/2006 10:27:36 PM): si eu am sunat la asigurare
7v (5/17/2006 10:27:42 PM): au venit
7v (5/17/2006 10:27:48 PM): au tractat masina
7v (5/17/2006 10:28:03 PM): si eu am asteptat sa primesc o alta masina
7v (5/17/2006 10:28:07 PM): masina
7v (5/17/2006 10:28:25 PM): si ala care a tractat masina
7v (5/17/2006 10:28:33 PM): mi-a spus unde sa merg dupa ea
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:28:42 PM): era ungur?
7v (5/17/2006 10:28:43 PM): intre timp am facut formalitatile
7v (5/17/2006 10:28:47 PM): da
7v (5/17/2006 10:28:51 PM): ca naiba
7v (5/17/2006 10:28:59 PM): de abia vorbea germana
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:29:10 PM): sigur nu era roman de-al nostru?
7v (5/17/2006 10:29:12 PM): si nici engleza nu stia
7v (5/17/2006 10:29:16 PM): nu #
7v (5/17/2006 10:29:23 PM): era de la asigurare
7v (5/17/2006 10:29:43 PM): si abia dupa o ora am plecat eu
7v (5/17/2006 10:29:48 PM): cu o alta masina
7v (5/17/2006 10:29:51 PM): intre timp
7v (5/17/2006 10:30:01 PM): mi-au pus toate 4 rotile
7v (5/17/2006 10:30:11 PM): cica erau toate 4 sparte
7v (5/17/2006 10:30:27 PM): si am vazut ca inauntru nu mai avem bagaje
7v (5/17/2006 10:30:37 PM): geamantanul meu era
7v (5/17/2006 10:30:44 PM): dar mai lipsea o sacosa
7v (5/17/2006 10:30:52 PM): cu dulciuri
7v (5/17/2006 10:31:03 PM): acum
7v (5/17/2006 10:31:15 PM): au venit cei de la politie
7v (5/17/2006 10:31:32 PM): si mi-au spus ca inca se mai cauta actele mele
7v (5/17/2006 10:31:50 PM): dar mi-am facut caum altele
7v (5/17/2006 10:31:53 PM): ca naiba
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:31:55 PM): da
7v (5/17/2006 10:31:55 PM): morala
7v (5/17/2006 10:32:06 PM): sa nu mai merg niciodata singura
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:32:14 PM): da
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:32:17 PM): imi pare rau
7v (5/17/2006 10:32:23 PM): e ok
7v (5/17/2006 10:32:35 PM): nu aveam bani la mine numai 200€
7v (5/17/2006 10:32:41 PM): ca eu platesc cu cartea
7v (5/17/2006 10:32:43 PM): in tara
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:32:45 PM): da
7v (5/17/2006 10:32:49 PM): ca sa nu mai schimb bani
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:33:10 PM): deci ce au confiscat aia, acte, dulciuri si aparat foto de 1000 euro?
7v (5/17/2006 10:33:10 PM): sau scot direct in lei
7v (5/17/2006 10:33:15 PM): da
7v (5/17/2006 10:33:24 PM): ca mai mult nu puteau
7v (5/17/2006 10:33:32 PM): ce sa faca cu hainele mele
Iancu (5/17/2006 10:33:36 PM): da
7v (5/17/2006 10:34:08 PM): ma bucur ca am scapat cu atata
7v (5/17/2006 10:34:27 PM): bine ca nu mi-au luat si masina

Asa ca aveti grija cand plecati peste granite, pericolul nu se termina in Romania, hoti abia asteapta peste tot.
P.S. In caz ca va disparea acest post, sa stiti ca i-au prins pe hoti si erau romani

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